Welcome one, welcome all to Never News, the every-two-weekly newsletter that I, Producer Georgia, pen for you with great reverence and humility. No time to dilly dally, on to the news! Some Internet aperitifs... In schadenfreude news, a Facebook group for Cybertruck owners (lots to say here already) showcases how
March 06, 2025[You wake up alone in a grand library, seated next to a fire in a leather arm chair. Around you are dark wooden shelves crowded with books, their gilded spines frosted with dust. On the other end of the room, framed by two oak cabinets, is an enormous, ovular mirror.
February 21, 2025[We find our narrator sitting criss cross apple sauce on the floor of her study. Around her are strewn scraps of paper in pink, white, and red, along with a variety of craft supplies: glitter glue, puffy paint, white and red lace ribbon, and so on. She's currently
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