Livestream Week Day Two: COMMENCE!

Hi lovelies! Today is day two of our Livestream Week for the Member Drive! As promised, I (Producer Georgia) am here to tell you what's on the docket today, what you missed yesterday, and what exciting things are happening with the drive.

THE STATE OF THE DRIVE AND INFORMATION WORTH KNOWING:

Our goal with this week of content is to get 200 new members. Did you know you could become a Never Post member at the mere cost of $4 a month? It’s true! And you can do so with ease at Neverpo.st and click “Become a Member.”

And WHERE can you watch all our incredible programming? Why, on twitch.tv/theneverpost, of course! Here’s the calendar for the week’s schedule so you can triangulate us at your leisure. 

We are currently sitting at 99 new members (!!!) which means that we are one intrepid listener away from our first milestone (!!!!!!!!!!!!!). What might that be? Well, if you saw our opening livestream yesterday you now know that we have TWO BEAUTIFUL T-SHIRTS that you will be able to pre-order soon. Once we hit 100 members, listeners watching the stream will be able to enter to win a free shirt!!! 

And what, you might ask, is our NEXT milestone giveaway? Well, well, if you watched us yesterday you'd already know! At 110 new members, we're going to start giving away stunning and beautiful guitar pedals ($200 MSRP), generously donated to us by Mask Audio Electronics. We have two to give away, and these pedals are NICE. Like, sweet paint job, lovingly crafted, choice, pure, mint germanium tones. If you shred, you will WANT THEM! 

Here’s the skinny on the giveaways:

  • One item per giveaway 
  • One entry per person; no repeat winners
  • Shipping to the US only SORRY
  • Enter for a chance to win on Twitch only
  • No purchase necessary - winners are drawn at random

If you missed yesterday's extravaganza, let me provide a context-less description of some of the highlights:

  • Mike was re-named "Saprony First Name-o"
  • We revealed two shirt designs that beg the question "are you a freak or a geek?"
  • We debated the definition of "brain rot" while watching Princess Leia make out with Wolverine
  • I repeatedly searched for "kissing pictures" live in front of everyone and refused to stop doing it
  • Jason's cat showed its foot to us all
  • Mike and I did a dramatic reading of a Tumblr post that will eventually be released as member content
  • Also...the continuation of my Halloween agenda, as seen below:

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But enough about the past! I hear you shrieking at me "Georgia, what's on the docket today?" Well, if you do a couple of box breaths and like, relax, I will tell you presently:

  • 9AM est: Morning coffee with Mike and....SPECIAL GUESTS.....
  • 10 AM est: Team chitchat Q & A - ask us questions about life, love, our darkest fears, and everything in between!
  • 12 PM est: Georgia's glamorous closet tour - I love clothes! Come see my many vintage wares! Who knows, with the right amount of loving cyberbullying I may even wear my wares FOR YOU!
  • 8 PM est: Jason plays NBA Jam - watch Jason do a boom-goes-the-dynamite-make-the-glass-explode dunk that heals the nation!

Now fly, my pretties! I'll catch you on the flip side (the livestream today and also tomorrow and for the rest of the week and also here in your inbox).

Smoochies!

P.G. (Producer Georgia)

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