STREAM WEEK Day 3, Could It Be?

Bonjour to all! Producer Georgia here with all the info you crave on this beautiful third day of Livestream Member Drive Week, 2026. Find us at the NP twitch channel all week for fun and madness!

Do you want to become an NP member, but you're too afraid to ask how? Don't worry, I've got you. Head over to neverpo.st and click "become a member." OR you can gift a membership at this link. It's as easy as that!

THE STATE OF THE DRIVE AND INFORMATION WORTH KNOWING:

We hit our first membership goal (!!!) and gave away a beautiful pair of headphones! So, what's next on the docket? Well, it's a beautiful poetry anthology HANDPICKED BY MIKE HIMSELF! We just gotta get to a total of 40 new members, so help us get there, won't you?

Also, here's the deal on the giveaways:

  • One item per giveaway 
  • One entry per person; no repeat winners
  • Shipping to the US only SORRY
  • Enter for a chance to win on Twitch only
  • No purchase necessary - winners are drawn at random

Here's an out-of-context roundup of everything that happened yesterday on the stream:

  • We entered the backrooms via Byzantium and tried to get closer to the birds
  • Beefcake wore a bowtie for approximately 38 seconds
  • I did a dramatic reading of "Look At My Tan. I Am So Tan Right Now" from Errands Quarterly
  • Ample time was set aside for me and the ladies
  • And subsequently, the fellas were asked to unsubscribe and leave the stream forever
  • We dove into the horrors of the Kirkinator AI slop world, including, I'm so sorry, a white Kash Patel
  • Jason "The Gimmick" Oberholtzer got to 18 correctly pronounced names LIVE ON STREAM
  • Mike read a paper that compared AI slop to gelatin with so much detail (and frankly, so accurately) that it grossed me out too a point that I almost couldn't go on

And here's what you can look forward to today:

  • 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM — Morning Doomscroll with Rory Carroll
  • 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM — Playing Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers with Rory
  • 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM — Georgia's Closet Roulette With Avery Trufelman
  • 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM — Team Q&A
  • 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM — TTRPG with the Never Post Team and Taylor Moore

You know the drill. Get thee to twitch.tv/theneverpost for all the fun! I'll see you there!

P.G.

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